Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
