the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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