I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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