my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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