Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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