Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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