He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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