a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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