happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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