Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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