so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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