New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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