Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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