If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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