Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I forget how to act sober
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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