Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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