is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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