y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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