I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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