your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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