I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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