Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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