dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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