What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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