bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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