She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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