Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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