he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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