They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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