is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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