But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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