I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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