There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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