i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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