Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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