They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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