And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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