You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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