Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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