I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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