you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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