9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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