pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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