Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I didn't notice because vodka
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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