What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
