Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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