didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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