I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My Higher Power is John Stamos
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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