"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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