Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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