I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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