This dress was meant to end up on your floor
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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