Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
how drunk are you?
Several
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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