I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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