it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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