Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
