He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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