i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It's blow job season.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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