Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize